7) Why has their been no investigation into evidence that the droids who provided the rebels with the Death Star plans were once owned by none other than Lord Vader himself, and were found, conveniently, by the pilot who destroyed the Death Star, and who is also believed to be Lord Vaderâ€™s son? Evidence also shows that the droids were brought to one Ben Kenobi, who, records indicate, was Darth Vaderâ€™s teacher many years earlier! Are all these personal connections between the conspirators and a key figure in the Imperial government supposed to be coincidences?
Perhaps the only way to combat the 9/11 nuttery is with parody. If so, this is amazing work. Be sure to read the comments at Websurdity, as the readers have even more questions that need investigating.
(I hope I don’t have to close comments on this.)