My employer carries a lot of odd dollar-items, so we get to see some very interesting Engrish. My current favorite is from this package of sponges: (scroll past the image for more text)
Highlights from the package:
“The King of Washing”
So, how exactly does one become the a King of Washing? Is it a divine right sort of thing? Is the King of Washing just a figurehead? I have to know more.
“Returning the Reality of Your Life”
But I don’t want to return to my life’s reality because my life sucks. Give me a household cleaning product that keeps me in my fantasy world.
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1 TittyMama // Oct 11, 2005 at 12:20 pm
If returning to the “reality” of my life had ANYTHING to do with cleaning…but at least, I guess I’d have the King of all sponges to mop up the blood from my slit wrists! Wonder which is better: King of Washing or the Bounty guy?