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Entries Tagged as 'Comic Books - Bad Covers'

Nick Fury: Autoerotic asphyxiator?

May 30th, 2006 · Comments Off

Just look at that Nick Fury. His trademark eye patch. His muscular torso. His oddly positioned running-in-space pose. And his traditional half-smoked cigar enjoyed from within his freaking space helmet!
I suppose it’s maybe not dangerous because it isn’t lit, but then why would it have a full inch of ash on the end? I suppose [...]

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Tags: Marvel Comics Covers

Mr. Anthony’s Love Clinic

April 25th, 2006 · Comments Off

Just look at that cover. Talk about hot. It’s not hard to imagine that Mr. Anthony offers all the steamy, sweaty action of a John Deere tractor manual.

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Tags: Independent Comic Covers

When cover artists get lazy

August 23rd, 2005 · Comments Off

Alpha Flight # 25

What is this, fill in your own villain?

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Tags: Marvel Comics Covers

Comic covers I wish I had pointed out

July 19th, 2005 · Comments Off

If you haven’t seen The Best Page In The Universe’s list of Unintentionally sexual comic book covers: part 1, check it out. I had always planned on posting about the famous Rifleman cover, but no one can top the silhouette created by Maddox.

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Tags: Comic Books - Bad Covers · DC Comics Covers · Independent Comic Covers

Best cover ever? Maybe funniest cover this year.

April 10th, 2005 · Comments Off

I love posting the bad covers for Chickity China. There are so many bad comic book covers out there, and I get a good laugh out of them. The Pickytarian may have found the funniest comic cover we’ll see this year.

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Tags: Comic Books - Bad Covers